If You Don't Have A Gujarati Friend, Your Life Is A Little Empty. Here's Why.
The Whole Wide World is full of Gujarati's. You will find the most friendliest, wittiest and mild mannered happy go lucky Gujarati people living somewhere near you.
People who have befriended a Gujarati, swear by how these thepla eating folks improve your quality of life. If You Don't Have A Gujarati Friend, Your Life Is A Little Empty. Here's Why :
I'm GujaratiMan - Super Connected, Everywhere, Always Ready To Help You!
GujaratiMan makes Superman and Shaktiman feel like the way we feel when we look up in the sky and look at the infinite universe and its possibilities. A Superman has super powers, Shaktiman has his strength but a GujjuMan is - well mix up super powers of all the heroes of Marvel Comics together with a wicked sense of humour and you have GujjuMan. He will go above and beyond to help you with the tiniest of problems. His cellphone has more contacts than the one in your city yellow pages and he knows just the right guy for your problem, Always!
You Will Learn A Universal Language That You Can Use Anywhere In The World
Gujjus can speak any language in the world – In Gujarati. Gujarati's have their own words and they are so phonetic that the tone itself communicates the thought. Even the age old oxford dictionary can not suffice the meaning of their words. Look at this word "Favvta" which means "its ok" .. it can be used as a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb .. well you get the drift. Hall becomes Whole or well Hole, Snacks become snakes, and its funny but you still just get it.
Gujarati Friend Will Save You When It Comes To Money
He will bargain for you, he will get you those 4 extra chat puri's before you have paid for your one plate pani puri that comes with only 6 puri's, he will get you deals you thought were impossible to find. Gujarati's are finance wizards. These sweet creatures don't break hearts, they only break the stock market. Just Look Up Harshad Mehta, Ketan Parikh and Rakesh Jhunjhunwala.
You Will NEVER EVER Go Hungry If You Have A Gujarati Friend
People Eat to Live, Gujju lives to eat - That's the only minor difference. They carry their own thepla, dhokla, khaman, fafda, khakra and what not even when they go on a world tour and never shy away from sharing it with fellow passengers - who obviously LOVE IT !! Have a gujju friend just for this quality if not anything else.